

I don't even know if women wear slips anymore. What with see-able thong undies, or no undies at all, (but still see-able), I think that slips have probably gone the way of a good shoe shine. In fact, I think slips are quite sexy, another layer of clothes to delay the inevitable show to come. But, disrobing is not what this post is about. Nor is it about underwear. Let me explain.
I've been trying for 6 months to rent a boat slip at our local marina. My goal is to have a small boat available for me to jump on right after work. Since home is just around the corner from the lake, I see it as a no-brainer. I've never really had a jones to own a boat, but the stars have aligned just right for this to make sense to me. Leave work at 5PM, be on the boat by 530 with drink in hand and a book to read, home by 7. It's perfect.
Now enter the women part of this story. Her name is Meri. She's getting divorced. ( I wondered if she wears a slip, or thongs, but I digress). She owns/runs the marina. It's for sale for $1.4 mil. I presume that going thru a divorce keeps her from answering her voicemail messages for the past 6 months about slip rentals (the boat type, not the lingerie). But, this weekend I found her at the restaurant. I told her how I'd been trying to contact her. She told me that I was indeed on a waiting list (thanks Tera), but it would probably be a year. We discussed the sale of the marina, and I acted half-interested, and walked out to the dock to look around. Inexplicably she tracked me down about 15 minutes later and told me that slip 42A was available (for some reason bra size comes to mind here). I checked it out, and here it is in the picture. Another person was there, overheard the conversation, and said they wanted it too!
Enter female #2. The alpha-female. Who hasn't worn a slip in 20 years, and doesn't own a thong pantie as far as I know. She says that it's either b-school, or a boat. Make a choice. More about b-school in another post.
I have some work to do sway #2 that a slip can be a good thing.